I HATE DEADPOOL!: The Way Frank is Ruined by Wade.


Variant cover to Deadpool vs The Punisher (I hate Deadpool.)You want to know my opinion about what’s going on with Frank in the Marvel Comics these days? I think the idea of having The Punisher appear in all those silly stinkin’ Deadpool comics is downright stupid. That’s my real honest opinion right here. Case in point, Deadpool’s story line, “Too Soon.” In the comic Punisher finds himself surrounded by goofy kid friendly cartoon characters such as Howard The Duck, Rocket Raccoon, and Squirrel Girl uttering cartoon style cheesy lines and finding themselves having adventures in scenarios straight out of a Scooby Doo cartoon. I admit I never read the comic, but I did saw a few examples of this in a few panel screenshots while I was browsing on my Facebook feed one time and find it not to my liking.
It boggles my mind when I see stinkin’ Deadpool story lines of Punisher finding himself in scenarios he (and I, too) wish he’s never there. Like the scene where Deadpool, Spider-man, Punisher, and Daredevil act out a scene from The Wizard of Oz for instance. Why not have Colossus be the Tin Woods Man? Why not have Cable be the so-called funny character in the “Too Soon” comic? Or better yet, Slapstick? Now here’s a true funny character worthy of appearing in such Deadpool stories instead of Punisher. Perhaps have both Slapstick and Cable appear in “Too Soon” in Frank’s place.
How about having Betty Ross (aka Red She-Hulk), the daughter of Thunderbolt Ross (aka Red Hulk), replace Frank as a member of The Red Thunderbolts team? Have her argue over directions with Elektra and have a milkshake at a diner instead of Frank in the 2 Thunderbolts covers.
And what about the current Deadpool vs. The Punisher comic? Where Deadpool and Frank fight each other over the fate of a close friend of Wade only to team up to take down a more serious villain Taskmaster? How long Frank will have to put up with Wade’s crazy talkative antics? He can’t kill Deadpool due to his over-powered healing factor given to him by Wolverine to help cure his brain cancer, but he can slice, dice, and julienne Wade into little pieces and put all pieces of him each inside special Vibranium containers that prevents him from reforming, like he did in The Thunderbolts story line.
Does Frank have to appear and get killed by stinkin’ Deadpool in Deadpool Kills The Marvel Universe Again like he did in Deadpool kills The Marvel Universe? Being a scared blade fodder for Wade is not The Punisher I want to know. Thankfully these are two stories from 2 alternative universes. But that’s no excuse for making Frank into a scared blade fodder for stinkin’ Deadpool.
To be Frank (no pun intended), Deadpool is entirely overrated. There’s way too much Deadpool in Marvel Comic books. Face it! He’s everywhere. Everywhere in all of the Marvel Universe. Popping out of nowhere in one form or another (i.e. GwenPool and Deadpool The Duck) and becoming the most annoying and hateful character in the Marvel Universe who seems to take delight in making the most awesome characters in Marvel Comics (including Punisher) look like a bunch of idiotic knuckleheads. Which is why I HATE DEADPOOL!! And so does Frank.
Frank hates Deadpool!
The way things are going with Frank nowadays with Deadpool ruining everything for him don’t you wish The Punisher calls it quits on the Marvel Universe and travel to the world of DC Comics to permanently stay and resume his war against crime and be an half ally/half rival to Batman and his family?


Sherry Konkus

Sherry Konkus lives in Owosso, MI. She is the proud owner of the Camac Athena EX Concert Grand Harp named "Grover" and Camac Mademoiselle named "Ernie." She's also the proud author of The Punisher Harp Zone. Sherry is the one who came up with the idea of portraying The Punisher from Marvel Comics as the punishing harpist who plays the harp in memory of his family who was killed by the mob years ago.